Hold it all in

 

luggage is a thorny issue for us men. Too much tan leather, and you’re clearly trying too hard. A conspicuous brand – especially with initials in gold that don’t stand for Las Vegas, if you get our drift – is for horribly unimaginative posers. Everything matching means your mum probably bought it for a graduation present. But a cool, cuboid holdall is perhaps the safest, hippest option.