Carfartaly IX

 As pinnacles of poor taste go, the combination of Hummer and pinkish-orange stripes is one that could only have one birth place – the Gulf. Even though this monstrosity was spotted in Abdoun by eagle-eyed Marwan Saudi, the presence of Qatar licnse plates was really no surprise. In fact, it was possibly the only thing saving it from being impounded and the owner charged with public decency laws. We didn’t see the owner, but we hope at the very least it is a woman. Please God don’t let a man be responsible for this… it’s bad enough having wars and ethnic cleansing our masculine conscience.