How to boost women sports

At the beginning of Euro 2008, a historic football match between Germany and Austria drew hude media attention. But not for the final score of 10-5. No, in the build-up to the real Group B clash, an internet site staged a beach game between topless models. And frankly, football was definitely the winner

Step 1: Hot women
Your playing staff is all important. To ensure quality, sign a group of wannabe models, preferably porn stars. Basic coordination is not essential – actually the clumsier the bette

Step 2: A ball
There does have to be point to any sport, so you need to provide something for the ladies to chase around while bending their bodies in interesting positions. Women and balls is a proven combo.

Step 3: Body paint
For any prospective team owner, investing in actual kits is completely unecessary. Simply painting the teams’ colours on topless bodies adds a whole new angle to keep an eye on.

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