It’s all in the wrist

Orianne Collins, or OC for short, have revealed a wristy addition to their Just for Men collection, which may or may not sound like an adult magazine. Presented in a gift box are five pairs of cufflinks, all geometric in shape, fashioned from white or pink gold and decorated in onyx, blue chalcedony, pink quartz or white diamonds. They are described by the designer as “the perfect combination for today’s gentlemen”, which might not match Orianne herself – whose divorce from balding musician Phil Collins cost him more than $40 million in one of the ugliest separations since a one-legged animal rights campaigner sued a former Beatle. So, she doesn’t really need the $2,000 price tag.